5 Tips on What NOT To Do When Having an Affair: The Tiger Woods Principle

A few years back, Tiger Woods had an untarnished reputation. He was the King of golf. And he seemed to be a pretty good dude. Maybe not the greatest person ever, but far from a bad apple. He was married to Elin Nordegren – one of the hottest babes on the planet. Then, one fateful evening, Tiger’s life turned upside down. As it turns out, Tiger enjoys eating pancakes at 1:00 in the morning, and eating the waitress at 2:00 in the morning.


Tiger apparently slept with every attractive woman alive. Even some women that weren’t so easy on the eyes. Women were coming out of everywhere, claiming they had sex with him. In the end, his affairs cost him hundreds of millions of dollars in divorce settlements, custody of his children, and his marriage. It’s a shame Tiger didn’t come across this website before having an affair. Had he done that, he would have known to avoid these 5 common mistakes men ALWAYS make when having an affair…

Tiger apparently slept with every attractive woman alive

Tiger apparently slept with every attractive woman alive

Sleeping with single women

This was Tiger’s biggest mistake. Granted, you’re not Tiger Woods, but the women ratted him out likely because of the publicity. Hey, if I was a chick, you bet your ass I’d brag about fucking Tiger Woods. I’d text all of my friends immediately after he left. Hell, I’m not even gay and I’d probably sleep with the guy! Never do a single woman. She has nothing to lose. Married women have just as much to lose as you do.

Sleeping with single women

Sleeping with single women

Meeting women offline

iger went to restaurants and bars to flirt with women. Bad idea. Meeting women in public is too risky. He should have signed up for AshleyMadison.com or one of the other sites we recommend (AffairsClub.com, MarriedDateLink.com) instead. Women on affair dating sites realize your need for discretion. Plus, it’s the only place to comfortably meet other married people.

Not having a legitimate excuse

When Tiger got caught, he admitted everything. Fuck that! He should have just denied the affairs and discredited the women. It may or may not have worked, but we’ll never know. At least try to come up with an excuse. If it doesn’t work, at least you gave it a shot.

Not pre-screening the women

Tiger walked into a restaurant, spotted a hottie, and decided he was going to fuck her…that night. Sure, it would be nice to be able to just bang every hot skank you see. But you can’t do that. Get to know the women first and make sure they’re not only down to fuck, but are totally cool with keeping it secret. Use your best judgment.

 Fuck her that night

Fuck her that night

Not shutting the women up

When you’re having an affair, you have to make sure the woman keeps her mouth shut. If that means paying her a little money, so be it. Tiger could have paid these women off. Dude is worth hundreds of millions. Even if you screw up and sleep with a single woman, do everything you can (legally) to get her to keep her mouth shut.