How to Create “I’m Working Late Expectations” Early

Married people usually live off a set schedule. You go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch some boring TV while your wife bitches that you haven’t done laundry, and then go to bed. This is your schedule, Monday to Friday, every damn week. Should you attempt to divert from this schedule just once, it’s a big fucking deal to your wife. Even if you’re just going to watch a ballgame at your buddy’s house.


As you know, it’s difficult to convince your wife that you’re going to go out at the last minute. If you haven’t planned ahead 46 weeks in advance, she’s going to say no. So here’s what I do – I tell her that I’m going to be working late. Planning any other way is too difficult and complicated.

it’s difficult to convince your wife that you’re going to go out at the last minute

it’s difficult to convince your wife that you’re going to go out at the last minute

Why telling your wife late in the day that you’ll be staying late is a bad idea

Your booty call text you that she’s craving your cock at 3:00 in the afternoon. You hadn’t planned on hooking up with her that night. But now you’re horny and want to get some. Don’t listen to your hormones. Just go home and whack it. It’s far too suspicious if you tell your wife late in the day that you’re staying late. You probably know beforehand if you have to work overtime, and she knows that.

Telling your wife either the day before or in the morning is the way to go. She’ll have no reason to be suspicious. You gave her a heads up about your “overtime” and she shouldn’t have any reason not to believe you. This is how I always tell my wife I’m going to be staying extra late at work…

  • After I get home at night, I cook her a nice dinner. It’s my way of buttering her up. The only fucking time she’s happyis when she’s eating and doesn’t have to cook the meal.

     The only fucking time she’s happy

    The only fucking time she’s happy

  • While we’re at dinner, I let her know that we’re busy at work and the boss has already required we work overtime this week.
  • I don’t tell her specifically how many hours extra I will be working. Instead, I tell her that I will know once I get to work and will give her a call to let her know when I will get home.
  • I always give myself a 2-3 hour window. That’s plenty of time to go get a hotel, have sex, shower, and get home at the time I told my wife I would be home.

    The middle of having sex

    The middle of having sex

If you’re going to successfully pull this off, you need to have your phone with you at all times. Answer it when your wife calls. Make sure your booty call is aware that you told your wife you were working late and may have to answer the phone if she calls. I am always prepared for everything. I always have an excuse (working late) as to where I’m going and I never fail to answer the phone when my wife calls, unless I’m in the middle of having sex! In this case, I call her back as soon as we’re done. If you don’t answer right away or at least call back soon, she might get suspicious. Be prepared and you’ll never get caught!