Just in case you slip up and your wife finds out about your affair, I’ve got some advice on how to control the situation. You really only have three options at this point…
- Fess up, apologize, and try to save your marriage<
- Deny everything, come up with an excuse
- Fess up, tell your wife to fuck off, and get a divorce
I’m guessing the 3“>rd option is the one you want to avoid at all costs. After all, if you didn’t care about saving your marriage, you would have just left her instead of having an affair. So now you must decide between the remaining 2 options. Personally, I think you should deny it all and come up with a legitimate excuse. That requires a bit of creativity (see below). However, in the event that she caught you in the act with her own eyes, read this next section…
Saving a Marriage After Getting Caught Red-Handed
Kobe Bryant was once accused of raping a woman. He was married at the time. Though he denied raping her, he did admit to sleeping with her. Kobe was able to save his marriage through being apologetic and buying his wife a $1 million ring. You probably can’t afford a $1 million ring, but you get my point.
Be completely honest with her about why you had an affair. Tell her that your sex life at home just isn’t good enough and temptation got the best of you. Then, go out and buy her something nice. Women love jewelry, chocolate, flowers, etc. You know your wife, so buy her something she’ll love. I’ve actually heard of marriages being saved because the man had an affair. The wife learned that she needed to do a better job in the bedroom. Hopefully you weren’t caught in the act. And if you weren’t, here’s some advice…
Denying the Affair With Legitimate Excuses
Every situation is different, so I’m going to share with you some excuses to come up with based on virtually every situation. Some of these excuses won’t be relevant to your situation. Some will…
The girl you’ve been fucking told me about your affair.
She’s a crazy bitch that’s angry at me for not hooking her up with a job at my company. So tried to blackmail me. She said if I didn’t pay her $1,000, she was going to tell you that we’ve been having sex. You have to be insane to believe a word that bitch says.
There is a $500 withdrawal from the ATM last week, but I know you didn’t buy anything. Where’s the money?”
I loaned the money to a friend that desperately needed it. I didn’t want to tell you.
I saw you walk into the Holiday Inn with a slutty woman.
That was my boss’ fling. I brought her to the hotel because she was too drunk to drive and he asked me to. Please don’t tell this to his wife or my ass is fired.”