There is nothing that irritates me more than a booty call that becomes attached. They get jealous when I go home to my wife or hookup with another woman. It’s so lame. But every guy that has experience having affairs has dealt with this type of woman. You will encounter jealous women eventually. Unfortunately, they can cause a major problem if you don’t know how to control them. What I mean is if they get too jealous, you better believe they’re going to give your wife a call and say, “I’ve been fucking your husband the past 6 months!”
So how do you control a jealous booty call? You can’t kill her because, well, that’s pretty fucked up. And there’s nothing worth spending the rest of your life in jail over. So you have to do whatever it takes – legally – to get her to shut the fuck up. The first thing you need to do is to never hookup with a single woman. Married women RARELY become attached. They just want the same thing you want – sex. They already have an emotional relationship at home.
Your job is to give them the physical stuff. With a single woman, they don’t have either. And even if they say they’ll never get attached, they almost always eventually do. Sure, maybe you could bang her for a week or so without the jealousy part, but eventually she’s going to require more than just sex from you. And if you don’t give it to her, guess what she’s going to do? That’s right – tattle tail on you to the old lady.
Okay, okay, you fucked up and don’t care to be lectured…
Alright, fine. I’m not your daddy, so I won’t sit here and lecture you. Okay, so let’s discuss how you’re going to get yourself out of this mess. The first thing you need to do is mention to her that you had agreed, prior to ever having sex, that this was simply a physical relationship, and that no feelings were to be involved. If that’s not good enough (it probably won’t be), try these tactics…
- Let her know that you will sleep with her exclusively (this only works if she’s jealous of your other booty calls, not your wife), even if that’s not true. Not that I’m in favor of lying to people, but let’s be straight – we’re sleeping around on our spouse’s. That’s not exactly honest.
- Do something nice for her. Take her out for a fancy dinner, to a movie, buy her a new dress. Make her feel special. When I do this, I’m just trying to butter her up and prevent her from staying angry with me.
- Give her a sexual encounter she’s always desired. Make it better than ever. When she leaves, she should be completely satisfied. Before she does leave, let her know that you love pleasing her and want to continue this relationship. But if she’s still wanting more than just sex…
- Stop talking to her completely. This is a bit risky because she might get so angry that she rats you out to her wife. The alternative (continuing to see her) is even more risky because it’s pretty much guaranteed she’s going to rat you out. At least if you just ignore her, maybe she’ll eventually just go away. You better hope she does!
Let this be a lesson to all of you men out there. Don’t get involved with women that are single or become easily attached. Once she becomes jealous, it’s difficult to convince her to stop with the jealousy.