IM/Phone Flirting Tactics that Will Have Her Wanting You Before You Even Meet

The real secret to getting a woman into bed is by charming her before you actually meet her. When a woman you chat with online agrees to meet you offline, she wants to fuck you. She’s already made that decision. Now, that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get laid. Once you meet her, she could change her mind if you screw things up. But unless you manage to choke on the first date, you’re going to get some. Of course, you need to convince her to actually meet you offline before that happens. You do that by following these IM/Phone flirting tactics…

Flirting Via Instant Messenger – What to Say, What NOT to Say, and How to Say It.

Whether you’re flirting with a girl over the phone or from behind a computer, the concept is the same. Charm her with witty comments, not corny pickup lines. The one advantage you have when flirting via IM as opposed to over the phone is you can take your time to think about what to say. That doesn’t matter if, even given extra time to consume your thoughts, you still don’t know what the heck to say and how to say it. So here are some tips that will help you out…

What to Say: Flirting requires a bit of creativity. Playfully tease her. Women love that shit! Give her compliments, but not too much. If you’re constantly complimenting her, she’ll think you’re being fake. Another great way to flirt is to just make her laugh.

What NOT to Say:Anything offensive. Stay away from discussions about religion and politics. You’re trying to learn how to have an affair, and you’re not going to do that by offending her. Politics and religion are sensitive subjects. Telling jokes is good, unless it’s a racist joke. Well, unless she’s a member of the KKK!

How to Say It: Each comment you make should be short and to the point. Long-winded IM messages are annoying. Also, make sure you express the proper emotions with smiley faces and exclamation marks. Otherwise, she will have a hard time deciphering if it’s a sarcastic, friendly, joking, serious, etc. comment.

Naturally Flirting Over the Phone

Flirting over the phone is more difficult than on the computer. You have to think of a response right away. The one benefit to phone flirting is it’s much easier to express emotions. The following is the strategies I use to charm women over the phone and ensure she’ll want to meet up…

  • Speak clearly. Don’t slur your speech or act nervous. This is a major turnoff to women. It shows a lack of confidence.
  • Compliment her for having a sexy voice. Even if she doesn’t really have a sexy voice, just tell her that she does. It’s not like you’re going to be fucking her voice!
  • Find a goofy habit that she has and tease her about it. There’s no better way to flirt than by teasing.
  • Be aggressive with her. The alpha male gets the woman, 99% of the time. If you’re hesitant to ask her for a date, a guy with a real pair of testicles will snatch her away. And you’ll be shit out of luck.